What Does A Clearblue Positive Test Look Like

Why?

AsTh: UHHHHHHH
DKG: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?
AsTh: TODAY I WAS ON THE STREETS
AsTh: A WAY TRRISTE
AsTh: when suddenly
AsTh: WIND
AsTh: I BROUGHT BEFORE
AsTh: MONEY
AsTh: You had to see them as were crazy
DKG: AND TELL ME TELL ME
DKG: How was this money?
DKG: WERE PAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIII?
AsTh: hum
DKG: VEEEEEECCHIIIIIIIII?
AsTh: I went out and the rustle
AsTh CLEARLY AN ITEM: VERY OLD
AsTh:
AsTh and Wise: What urged me to madness
AsTh: NOW IS CRAZY
AsTh: AND ALMOST AS THEIR
AsTh: OLD FRIENDS ABOUT MY MONEY
DKG: OH MAMMA MIA!
DKG: AAAAAALLLORAAAAAA ARE ALSO
DKG: AN OLD CRAZY SOLDO
AsTh: Ooooo!
DKG: You know NOIIIII
DKG: VECCHIII MONEY MADNESS
DKG: U.S. PIU 'MAD MONEY FOR CHEESE?
AsTh: EVEN??
AsTh: I never imagined
AsTh: OIBO '
AsTh: we learn with pleasure!

. . . Why?